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Watersports FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions
This article deals with the most frequently asked
questions about watersports. As always, it is almost
impossible to deal with all questions, so no, we are not
complete, neither striving to be. There is a lot of good
information around on the subject. But this is a basic
primer on things you should know about this play form
and fetish.
How can you touch that stuff?
It is far from unnatural to feel resistance or shame
when it comes to watersports. In fact - as always - if
you don't want it, don't do it. You don't have to and
you, and only you, are the master of your own sexuality.
And as explained, watersports does not necessarily have
to incorporate physical contact with urine, or drinking
it. On the other hand, the intake and other forms of
contact with urine or urine-derivatives is not as
uncommon as you may think. Want a few examples? OK, here
we go.
There are many cultures in which touching of urine is
part of some practical or cosmetic activity or fertility
ritual. There are people, for example in equatorial
Africa, who use urine together with clay and ashes to
form a paste which is very effective protection against
insect bites.
Certain arctic cultures sometimes use urine for personal
washing, especially in the winter when it is too cold to
bare your genitals outdoors and when liquid water is
precious. Any experienced survival expert will tell you
that drinking urine may keep you alive just a day or two
longer and that drinking your own morning urine - as
some do in Arab countries - is a perfect "kick start"
for your metabolic system after sleep (for which purpose
rabbits eat their morning excrements and human kind
usually drinks coffee in the morning).
In the U.S., during the Civil War, Confederate women
collected their urine and processed it into potassium
nitrate for the war effort.
Looking for a fun one? In pre-Christian northern Europe,
elder males consumed a drink made from the mushroom,
Amanitas muscara. This particular mushroom contains a
psychoactive drug which is passed, unaltered, in the
urine. More junior members of the group gathered and
drank the urine of those who consumed the original
drink, and got high also. This ritual is still performed
in some obscure Russian secret conventions. (BTW - if
you think this mushroom may be a good idea to use as a
recreational drug, don't do it. It is extremely toxic
and some of the varieties of this particular mushroom
are very efficient killers).
If I want it, how do I get past my shame?
It may very well be watersports is something you want,
but thinking about it, let alone trying it, is a
difficult subject. If this is something you really want,
go about it carefully and preferably on your own first.
For example, try taking a shower and pee over your own
hand. This allows you to familiarize with the feel and
the sensation of urine on your skin (which is something
you will not really feel, it is mainly the idea of doing
it). Remember that all components of urine are
water-soluble and will wash away immediately. There will
be no residue whatsoever and you can explore freely
without having any fear.
Once you have been able to familiarize yourself this
way, why not ask your partner to join you in the shower
and experiment with it exactly the same way, only
together this time. The next step will be to try and
turn the water off and experience just the urine flow
this time (if it scares you, you can turn the shower on
again immediately and wash it off).
If you have the option of outdoor water available (such
as a lake or maybe even the ocean), try standing in it
together, embrace and let the urine flow. You will
notice the flow as well as the difference in temperature
and still there is enough water around to dissolve it
quickly. Going outdoor in the summer rain, get all wet
and pee at the same time is another great exercise (and
can even be very, very romantic as well).
Watching each other pee without touching the stuff,
making your partner wait before they are allowed to
relieve themself or just plain and simple communication
about the subject without actually having to do anything
are also very good ways to familiarize with watersports
in a non-threatening way. You may even want to get
creative when it comes to watching each other and order
some different positions. Or order your partner to
relieve themself in unexpected moments or places, such
as during a stroll through the woods or an evening walk
through the park.
How can I communicate about it?
Well, we assume you have already experienced that
talking about your deepest desires - coming out to your
partner - is not as difficult as it may seem. You are
into erotic power exchange, aren't you? So you probably
will have done it before. Ok, watersports is a bit more
touchy then talking about whipping or bondage. But then
again, we did tell you all of this is about
communication and being open and honest to each other,
including deep, dark and scary fantasies.
"Hey honey, I want to piss on you, bend over," is
probably not a very good idea to start with. So what do
you do? Well, here is one way - which again doesn't have
to be THE way, but it may help. Pick an intimate but
relaxed moment and start talking about how much you
enjoy touching your lover. Tell your partner about the
parts of his or her body you enjoy and maybe do some
real touching. Then start talking about secret
fantasies. Open up yourself and finally introduce your
watersports fantasy. But don't make it sound like you
wanted to talk about it all along and just manipulated
him or her into it. It should be sincere and open
communication, of course.
If that doesn't work the first time, let it rest for a
while and try again a few weeks later. Maybe that is a
better moment. Another effective way to bring the
subject up is via ordering your partner to hold their
pee for a while and maybe have them ask for relief. That
is a non-threatening way of introducing the subject
within your play.
Want some more ways? Try wet massage for example, using
lots and lots of lubricant in the genital area and DO
try vaginal ejaculation. Making love, cuddling and
hugging in the shower, washing each other are also
perfect ways to become more intimate with each other.
Okay, the urine is not so much the problem,
but can we do anything about that smell?
If the odor is the problem, diluting your urine may be a
very good idea. That reduces the smell considerably.
Drinking fruit juice for example - or mineral rich water
- helps reducing the smell of urine. So does beer (which
will also help in producing more urine if that is what
you are looking for).
Fish, eggs, meat, but also peas and peanuts will
increase the smell of urine. So if you have had a rich
meal the day before, or had a lot of peanuts, trying to
dilute your urine is a very good idea. Remember that it
is not what you have eaten a few hours ago is what is
causing the problem. It is what the things you ate the
day before. Never, ever eat asparagus prior to
watersports, it creates a terrible smell and also
remember that if you are sweating a lot - because of
sports activity or just because it is hot - your urine
will also be more concentrated and hence smell more
intense.
Finally, drinking lots and lots of water is good for
your body anyway, because it will help cleaning it and
it will dilute your urine as well. The more water you
drink the less smelly (and less "tasty" by the way) your
urine will be. Two liters a day (half a gallon) will
make urine almost taste like slightly salted water.
What about the mess?
It is obvious that - unless you prepare yourself and
have either lots of foil or rubber sheets available -
the bedroom is probably not a good place for watersports.
The bathroom usually is a very good choice (and you will
be amazed how many submissives especially get a kick out
of "tiled areas"). If you really want to do it in bed,
special disposable maternity mattresses (available from
special pregnancy shops) will hold amazing amounts of
fluid and can be very helpful.
We do need to warn you here for over enthusiastic diaper
play. Don't try to have an adult completely empty
themself in a diaper and order them to keep it on. You
won't be the first to experience the embarrassing splash
when the diaper can no longer hold the weight and ends
up on the floor between your partner's legs. Of course
for a humilation scene this may be exactly what you're
looking for.
As for environmental issues, there is nothing against
peeing outside. Dogs, cows and all other animals do it
all the time. But do take a little care about where you
do it. Preferably not on a spot somebody else is likely
to pick for a picnic spot the next day. And please
refrain from watersports in swimming pools. Another word
of warning, in some areas and countries peeing in public
is an offense. You can get fined and - when in Asian or
Islamic countries - can get yourself in very, very
serious trouble.
A few final tips...
The San Francisco sexual information office states that
if the top is using drugs and the bottom drinks urine
the bottom will test positive for drugs. This could ruin
a career.
The US Army survival manual states never drink urine
that has been stored, it will be filled with dangerous
bacteria.
A cybersub who was ordered to drink all of her urine for
too long a period was hospitalized with a severe kidney
infection. Keep things reasonable. |
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